Greg's Chili Beans

When it comes to making a hearty soup, I normally just buy the soup-in-a-can things that they have at the store but I thought hey maybe I should try something new, ya know, considering I am a young bachelor in his early 20s who has had his fair share of good and bad relationships, most of which (the bad ones that is) were not really my fault- I mean how was I supposed to know when sweetest day is (or whatever they call that made-up holiday) the one time Shari got all ticked off at me-, whereas the good relationships were pretty alright too, depending on the criteria. Jamie was a bit nutso for sure, but she always did treat me right. I guess looking back I should have stayed with Chrissy and that it was sorta shallow of me to get grossed out by her birthmark. But hey I mean, what can you do, right? The past is the past. There's plenty of time for me to get hitched anyway, so I might as well have fun with my guy friends and whatever happens as far as meeting girls, so be it.